Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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