Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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