OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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