So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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