I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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