One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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