yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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