I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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