Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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