I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
