Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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