yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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