I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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