dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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