We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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