shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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