Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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