So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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