What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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