just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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