her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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