Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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