So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
