I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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