you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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