i don't like sucking hair
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i now understand why vodka
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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