would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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