If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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