Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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