Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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