he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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