Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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