everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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