If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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