I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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