i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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