and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
