what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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