What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
There's even glitter on my cock...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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