i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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