If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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