girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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