Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Your mouth is God's brothel.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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