I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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