So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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