I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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