Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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