Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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