Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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