just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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