Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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