I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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