I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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