i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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