just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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