Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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